Giraffes!

El Nasty is my home, but my heart will always belong to the Empire State.

Fuck, my tea.

—me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via beautifail)

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

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aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

(Source: sixpenceee, via dutchster)

when I go to the movie theatre

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